Oh no, I'll be fine! I'm just complaining about it haha, and I wanted to make sure you weren't having any kind of money trouble or anything like that! That's all!
[And by now, Hijikata has informed them that 'hot or not' is just a fun game and not related to sex work ratings, so.... all clear?]
[Of course Levi did just drop the bombshell that Eren and Reiner make EYES at each other....]
So do you get all your money from the guild missions, or do you do anything else here in the city? I got offered a job at the Research Center but I'm not going to take it. I enjoy the freedom of only having to work when I feel like it!
No. I don’t buy a lot of things. I always have money.
I don’t trust myself to do some regular job. So yeah I just do guild missions.
[ For Eren's part, he wouldn't admit that he doesn't trust himself to be normal to just anyone! But Hange already knows he can be weird. He has no idea if Levi told them about his head being a mess. But either way, after they both got pissed at him for keeping the freezing disease to himself, being forthright seems like a good idea. Today. For now. ]
Regular jobs sound boring anyway! Guild missions are much more fun!
[There's quite a gap between messages, as Hange is busy talking to Levi about all of the things and is apparently learning that Eren and Reiner make eyes at each other. After some debate over whether to even mention it...]
Can I ask you something? What's going on between you and Reiner?
[ As for the next message, what the hell. Not even a segue. Also why do they care, as long as no one is getting killed? Is this about putting other people in danger? He promised he (mostly) wouldn't do that!
No I don't mean fighting. I mean... maybe the opposite? It just seemed like you two were getting along really well when everyone came over for the potions recently!
[it's another lie, sort of, because Hange isn't about to snitch on Levi even though he was the one who said it! BUT there was that hot or not rating....]
I like being around Reiner. There's a lot of shit in the past, or in his future. Maybe he won't like me anymore once he knows. I'll deal with that if it happens but for now, I guess it IS the opposite of fighting.
[ Thankfully no one is around him in person right now to watch his face go pink. What the hell is this conversation?! At least he has no reason to connect the money talk with the rest of it. He assumes Hange is jumping topics much more randomly than they are. ]
Yeah he told me he does but I haven't met it yet.
No. Reiner didn't take that picture.
[ Why did Hange even look at that game. He's going to die. What the fuck. ]
I met it when I took him cupcakes for his birthday. He had been drunk messaging the night before.
[The conversation was fairly harmless, but Reiner probably still cringes over it to this day. But, doesn't it show how they are beginning to get along?]
[and gdi Hange hoped they would finally get to the bottom of that hot or not mystery, but it seems Eren is as tight lipped as ever..!
Fine, fine! You can keep your secret! I'll stop asking!
I did! He also gave me ice cream cake in return when it was my birthday! That's progress, right? Considering the first time we met I thought he was going to try and fight me, I think things are going well!
[It is for once a very normal conversation! The original topic may have long passed, but Hange is content to just keep chatting about whatever until Eren has had enough.]
Is it related to a hamburger? I had one of those at the beach, but it wasn't made of ham. It was made of cow? Cowburger?
I'm glad. I know he has a hard time because of when he came from.
He got me cake too since he missed my birthday. Wouldn't take no for an answer.
Hamburger is the same thing but cheeseburger has cheese on it. I think they just call them that even though it's not ham. Weird right? But they're so good.
We also had milkshakes. Which is like ice cream but you drink it. And onion rings which is onions but they're covered in bread or something and fried. Also amazing!
It must be hard, being taken from home and being surrounded by people you believe to be your enemies...
[Oh, he got Eren a cake too... how cute.]
He's a nice guy. I like him! But I already liked Gabi a lot too so I suppose it runs in the family!
Oh so you just add cheese? Then next time I will try it like that! I also had some hotdogs when I went on a mission a couple months ago with a new friend I made. Interestingly enough they aren't made out of dogs at all! Those ones ARE made of pork!
Hmm what else.. I haven't tried a milkshake yet but I had smoothies! In fact I bought a device from the department store that lets you smash up fruit and make your own, so if you ever want to use it you are welcome to.
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It's annoying paying rent but it's not a big deal. I have plenty of money leftover every month.
Do you need some?
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I'm just complaining about it haha, and I wanted to make sure you weren't having any kind of money trouble or anything like that!
That's all!
[And by now, Hijikata has informed them that 'hot or not' is just a fun game and not related to sex work ratings, so.... all clear?]
[Of course Levi did just drop the bombshell that Eren and Reiner make EYES at each other....]
So do you get all your money from the guild missions, or do you do anything else here in the city?
I got offered a job at the Research Center but I'm not going to take it. I enjoy the freedom of only having to work when I feel like it!
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No. I don’t buy a lot of things. I always have money.
I don’t trust myself to do some regular job. So yeah I just do guild missions.
[ For Eren's part, he wouldn't admit that he doesn't trust himself to be normal to just anyone! But Hange already knows he can be weird. He has no idea if Levi told them about his head being a mess. But either way, after they both got pissed at him for keeping the freezing disease to himself, being forthright seems like a good idea. Today. For now. ]
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[There's quite a gap between messages, as Hange is busy talking to Levi about all of the things and is apparently learning that Eren and Reiner make eyes at each other. After some debate over whether to even mention it...]
Can I ask you something?
What's going on between you and Reiner?
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[ As for the next message, what the hell. Not even a segue. Also why do they care, as long as no one is getting killed? Is this about putting other people in danger? He promised he (mostly) wouldn't do that!
He takes awhile to finally answer.]
Nothing. We're not fighting.
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It just seemed like you two were getting along really well when everyone came over for the potions recently!
[it's another lie, sort of, because Hange isn't about to snitch on Levi even though he was the one who said it! BUT there was that hot or not rating....]
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Just leaves this on read for awhile nbd.
Eventually he does answer. ]
What exactly is the opposite of fighting?
We get along. We understand each other. We're a lot alike.
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I'm glad the two of you are getting along so well!
For what it's worth I like Reiner. He has a cute pokemon, too!
[And because Hange can't help it:]
Was he the one who took your photograph for the online rating game?
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Yeah he told me he does but I haven't met it yet.
No. Reiner didn't take that picture.
[ Why did Hange even look at that game. He's going to die. What the fuck. ]
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[The conversation was fairly harmless, but Reiner probably still cringes over it to this day. But, doesn't it show how they are beginning to get along?]
[and gdi Hange hoped they would finally get to the bottom of that hot or not mystery, but it seems Eren is as tight lipped as ever..!
Fine, fine! You can keep your secret! I'll stop asking!
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[ This is…a normal conversation, right? He's not entirely sure what started this and feels like he might have missed something.
Ugh, why are they so nosy. Who cares who took what picture of him. Maybe he'll tell them someday but not today! ]
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That's progress, right? Considering the first time we met I thought he was going to try and fight me, I think things are going well!
[It is for once a very normal conversation! The original topic may have long passed, but Hange is content to just keep chatting about whatever until Eren has had enough.]
Is it related to a hamburger? I had one of those at the beach, but it wasn't made of ham. It was made of cow? Cowburger?
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I'm glad. I know he has a hard time because of when he came from.
He got me cake too since he missed my birthday. Wouldn't take no for an answer.
Hamburger is the same thing but cheeseburger has cheese on it. I think they just call them that even though it's not ham. Weird right? But they're so good.
We also had milkshakes. Which is like ice cream but you drink it. And onion rings which is onions but they're covered in bread or something and fried. Also amazing!
omg its SO cute
[Oh, he got Eren a cake too... how cute.]
He's a nice guy. I like him!
But I already liked Gabi a lot too so I suppose it runs in the family!
Oh so you just add cheese? Then next time I will try it like that!
I also had some hotdogs when I went on a mission a couple months ago with a new friend I made.
Interestingly enough they aren't made out of dogs at all!
Those ones ARE made of pork!
Hmm what else.. I haven't tried a milkshake yet but I had smoothies!
In fact I bought a device from the department store that lets you smash up fruit and make your own, so if you ever want to use it you are welcome to.
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[ He says it like this but he's also still got a thing for Reiner OBVIOUSLY, so… ]
Yeah you just add cheese and it melts all over it and it's incredible.
I've never had a hot dog. Is it good? Why is it called that?
Milkshakes are good. You'll like them. I haven't had a smoothie. It's fruit? Mashed up fruit? Isn't that just jam?
[ He has no idea how jam is made, obviously. ]
Have you had soda?