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[dreamsofwings]

[ Eren's absolutely mystified by the gift. He knows what Ozymandias is like, that he likes to give gifts to people he likes. But what does this have to do with swimming? Mermaid? That sounds…well, whatever image he just had is absolutely not anything like what a mermaid is, that's for sure.

So he texts: ]

Thanks for the gift. My birthday was 30 March.
I don't know what a mermaid is though.

[pyramidsmash]

I'll remember the date for next year.

Mermaids are humanoid species who are half fish. Basically their lower body is a fish tail. They can breathe under water and swim without effort. A lot of them are living in the Great Ocean Lake.

[dreamsofwings]

This thing turns me into a FISH?

[ He's misunderstanding this entirely. ]

[pyramidsmash]

It will give you a fish tail and the ability to breathe under water.

Here, a link to a mermaid information page.

[Insert fake link to in game Bestiary.]

[dreamsofwings]

I guess that could be useful. It's not like I can swim underwater much on my own.

Do you have one like this? The necklace?

[pyramidsmash]

I have a different kind of necklace, one that lets me breathe underwater. It doesn't turn me into a mermaid, but it's still useful.

[dreamsofwings]

No mermaid transformation for you, huh? Well, I'll try it anyway.

[ It would be rude not to, after all, and Eren has manners most of the time. ]

[pyramidsmash]

If you want to try it in private, I have large baths at my house. They should definitely be enough for a mermaid transformation.

[dreamsofwings]

Ok. Easier to get a feel for it that way.

[pyramidsmash]

Come by anytime. You don't even need to inform me beforehand.