[ after deciding on a plan of action with Hange, it doesn't take that long to bring it to realization. ]
[ just as agreed, Hange asks around and does research and eventually purchases whatever salves are used for that kind of stuff nowadays, and it's Levi's task to leave it somewhere Eren will definitely find quickly. And once he does, if he has any questions, he can ask them and if he doesn't then they never need to actually talk about it! ]
[ flawless plan, truly. ]
[ Levi shoves the thing (it turns out to be a fucking gift basket of lube and assorted items because of course it does since every damn clerk wants to rip the clueless grandpa people off apparently and the apothecary receptionist saw their ticket to being the worker of the month) into a desk drawer in Eren's room when he's away (probably meeting Reiner, being stupid horny teenagers without any appropriate gear), certain that he'll come across it sooner rather than later, and leaves it be. ]
[ little does he know that it will be gathering dust a while... ]
mail (ish); backdated to like... mid-september lmao
[ just as agreed, Hange asks around and does research and eventually purchases whatever salves are used for that kind of stuff nowadays, and it's Levi's task to leave it somewhere Eren will definitely find quickly. And once he does, if he has any questions, he can ask them and if he doesn't then they never need to actually talk about it! ]
[ flawless plan, truly. ]
[ Levi shoves the thing (it turns out to be a fucking gift basket of lube and assorted items because of course it does since every damn clerk wants to rip the clueless grandpa people off apparently and the apothecary receptionist saw their ticket to being the worker of the month) into a desk drawer in Eren's room when he's away (probably meeting Reiner, being stupid horny teenagers without any appropriate gear), certain that he'll come across it sooner rather than later, and leaves it be. ]
[ little does he know that it will be gathering dust a while... ]